A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
Get the 3 day blind dog glazemug. The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022
Get the Gaze glazemug. noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. Glaze Guts;
Generic bro #1: ”Yooo, glaze those guts, bro! Slam that shit, man, bro!”
Generic bro #2: ”Chill, bro. I’m doing it, bro.” *chugs extreme amounts of alcohol because of peer pressure*
Generic bro #1: ”Yooo, glaze those guts, bro! Slam that shit, man, bro!”
Generic bro #2: ”Chill, bro. I’m doing it, bro.” *chugs extreme amounts of alcohol because of peer pressure*
by Alpha Chad aka Taylor’s owner April 22, 2019
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Get the Gochujang Glazemug.