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3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
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Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason
Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.
by wasteman420x November 20, 2018
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glazing

by abbyisawesomenotava July 9, 2025
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Glazing

Glazing is either hating or loving someone to the maximum extent
Hate

Guy 1: Bro why do you hate Mr Abrecht so much?
Guy 2: Because his glazing is insane. He didn't let me turn in my assignment when it was only 1 day late.

Love

Girl 1: Taylor Swift is the best. She has never made a bad song or album. She is literally a goddess. If I hear one more person hate on her I swear I'm gonna smack the shit out em
Girl 2: Quit glazing Taylor, she don't even know you
by asaprockyfan233 May 10, 2024
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Glazed and lemon filled

When you cum on a individual and then pee inside them afterward.
During sex I glazed and lemon filled her!
by Xeuskei November 12, 2023
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Rage Glazing

Excessively praising someone immediately after rage baiting them to amplify their anger. The over-the-top, insincere compliments are designed to make the already-irritated person even more enraged by the sudden fake positivity.
"After rage baiting Jake about his team losing, Sarah started rage glazing him like 'Wow Jake, you're so tuff! I didn't know you were that goated at football!' which just pissed him off more."
by Fyrian The Chosen September 27, 2025
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