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German

Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
by Sparkle Hitler April 23, 2018
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Geometry Dash 2.2

Typically shortened to "2.2" in conversation. Something that is teased but never released.
She Geometry Dash 2.2'd her underboob but didn't go any further than that.
by A SvddenZaz Account December 28, 2021
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Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
by POBKN January 8, 2012
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Geometran

The elite part of 8th grade. In Geometry in 8th grade, and two grade levels ahead of the "average." They are sometimes called "nerds" by noobs who are jealous of their elite math skills. To be a real Geometran you must be on the Geometry math team and have a MAO shirt.
I'm so proud my son is a Geometran, therefore he won't be a fucking noob like a pre-algebran.

The Geometrans raped the Pre-Algebrans with their fists of math.
by MATHPWNER69 October 21, 2009
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german sausage

A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.

German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.

'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.

A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German sausage only comes in a small package.
by Jess talis September 1, 2014
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German Handkerchief

The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .
Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.
by Burito March 31, 2008
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germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.
I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.
by John Romine August 21, 2008
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