Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011

Gate Guardians

Any portions of the labia minora which extend outward beyond the vaginal opening.

Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.

It's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way.

We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."

by DaffyD April 25, 2012

Color Guard

A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.

Person 1: Are you free tonight?
Person 2: No, I have color guard.

by Sam Shark November 17, 2018

Color guard

The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.

Color guard is the best section.

by Flag yeeter October 3, 2019

Color guard boy

Gay

See that kid in color guard, u see how its a HE.
Ya that means he’s Gay.
(Color guard boy)

by LilThiccDiccNicc November 18, 2019

Blue Guard

A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.

"Did you hear about that Blue Guard, they are really sketchy"

by BomberHarris November 21, 2019

Glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for sugar daddy

Man I really need a glucose guardian

by The Auto Cocks May 24, 2022