gravitoelectromagnetism

Gravitoelectromagnetism is a set of formal analogies between the equations for electromagnetism and Einstein field equations for general relativity.

Person 1: Yo, I just found out the gravitational force by the sun that exerted towards planets have additional "Magnetic" components.

Person 2: That must means Gravitoelectromagnetism is involved.

by Fried brain February 3, 2024

Graviton Harnessing

The ultimate fantasy of turning gravity from a universal tyrant into a personal servant. Since gravitons are the hypothetical force-carrying particles for gravity, harnessing them means directly manipulating gravitational fields. This isn't just anti-gravity for your car; it's about creating gravity wells, inertial dampeners, artificial gravity on ships, or even crafting localized black holes as power sources or weapons. It’s the physics equivalent of finding the admin password to the universe, letting you tweak the fundamental force that shapes spacetime itself. The energy requirements are universe-breaking, and the tech is purely theoretical, but every sci-fi FTL drive or tractor beam relies on it.

Example: "My commute would be a breeze with graviton harnessing. Just flip a switch to reduce my car's mass to zero and float over traffic. Cops try to pull me over? Sorry officer, I'm literally rewriting local gravity physics right now."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

gravitard

a retard so dense they emit their own gravitational field

That dude is such a gravitard, he can't even walk down the street without causing people to trip over his stupidity.

by schrodingersdick January 15, 2025

gravitacious

(adj) beautifully gravitational

"Dude, those bubbles are so gravitacious!"

by moelicious July 2, 2025

Gravitic Density

Gravitic Density: The amplified weight of material reality during Earth's Perihelion. A state where solar proximity maximizes magnetic interference, suppressing high-frequency spiritual signals and locking consciousness into biological loops."

"I didn't fail my resolutions because I'm weak; I tried to plant new seeds in concrete. The Gravitic Density of January crushed them before they could sprout."

by "knowgood" December 27, 2025

space gravitology

the study of the effects of lack of gravity on spacemen; bioastronautics.

Space gravitology is beyond my ken.

by uttam maharjan April 8, 2012

Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019