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3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
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Glazed and lemon filled

When you cum on a individual and then pee inside them afterward.
During sex I glazed and lemon filled her!
by Xeuskei November 12, 2023
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Rage Glazing

Excessively praising someone immediately after rage baiting them to amplify their anger. The over-the-top, insincere compliments are designed to make the already-irritated person even more enraged by the sudden fake positivity.
"After rage baiting Jake about his team losing, Sarah started rage glazing him like 'Wow Jake, you're so tuff! I didn't know you were that goated at football!' which just pissed him off more."
by Fyrian The Chosen September 27, 2025
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Glazing

when you defend someone knowing their wrong for what they doing. For example a celebrity you like a lot and talk about. Some may say that you are glazing when you do this.
by glizzy gobbler 3000 December 13, 2023
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Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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Glazed

The act of letting one ejaculate on you in order to like like a glazed doughnut. You let it dry, then run around, until you find somebody to lick the glaze off.
Jenny let Samuel glaze him until finally Jack licked it off and reglazed her to run around again.
by Glaze me Daddy September 4, 2018
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