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Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.
Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe
by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014
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Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower
“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019
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Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.
We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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glass coffin

'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.

many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!

i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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Glass Cannon

A person who acts and thinks highly of themself because they know how to significantly offend other people or do great damage towards other people when they get angry or want revenge, but when someone does the slightest thing to them, they cry and whine like a little bitch.

Another synonym is a glass gun. Comes from video gaming and role-playing games, when you have a character and/or weapons that have high offensive power, but weak defensive power.
Person 1: You know Katie and Chad are glass cannons, right?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Because they hold a lot of clout and they love starting unnecessary conflict with people to slander other people and they can fight really well, like seriously they can beat your ass. But as soon as someone does one bad small thing to them, they fracture and shatter like a glass chalice.
Person 2: Oh yeah they're both weak bitches for real.
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Glass slipper

When you cum in a sock and put it on a girls foot and let it dry
For valentines day i gave her a glass slipper
by Chineselollipop February 14, 2017
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Glass Hole

A slang name for a woman who has so many STDs that her vagina feels like glass hole.
That girl is a glass hole. I went in her house skipping and left limping.
by Justin Holt January 11, 2009
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