Fucoff

Pronounced "Fuck-off".

1. Used to show something so incredibly immense-ified and huge-mongous, that a regular word, and indeed, two words stuck together (see above) cannot even begin to describe the subject in question.

2. Used also to describe something that is extreme, takes you aback, or over-the-top. The term is used because saying "Over-The-Top", or "OTT", makes you look like a fuck-faced loser, or an art teacher.

3. See also: "Fuck Off".

One would normally use this is a circumstance where just saying "big" would not do, and saying something like "huge-mongous" would make one look like a twat.

Origins: The Tiffin Swing Band/TATB tour to Poland, in particular, Callum and Noosh.

"That's a big fucoff steak you just ordered, Caz." (See 1.)

"Look at that fucoff pimp suit!" (See 2.)

"Fucoff, Cocksey, no-one likes you." (See 3.)

by Noosh September 11, 2005

Funch

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."

by Amazing Dude December 9, 2012

funcia

Spanish slang
its the same as funciona (works)

esta cosa ya no funcia.

by SIGNOmc October 21, 2006

funch

It's like lunch, but better!!

look at the definition, it's not hard.

by funch February 7, 2005

funboy

A boy who has too much fun! and consequently becomes a leech and feeds off the government and begs for money cos they didnt get a proper education

shutup funboy

by aaron May 26, 2004

function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.

last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Functified

A condition of being dirty, nasty, filthy and unsanitary.

I need to go home to use the restroom, that ladies' room at the Wal-Mart was functified. It should be condemned by the board of health.

by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010