I'm OK, but you're fucked

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008

You're fucked

When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.

Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.

Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.

by Meet on the corner of nunya June 8, 2013

head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets

"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".

by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

no way, get fucked, fuck off

Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.

The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off

by Swamp Ig October 13, 2006

fucken eh

Fucken eh is is used by canadians to describe those speechless moments instead of standing there looking stupid like our friends to the south

it is also used in celibration

1. father says "your mom farted last night"
kid says "Fucken eh"

2. "i got a promotion.FUCKEN EHHHH!"

by king Jay of fergus March 28, 2004