Foster Child

A freshman in high school that dates a senior in high school.

"Hey, that kid's a Foster child!"

"Oh wow! She doesn't have any parents?"

"No, silly. She's just banging a senior."

by AustinPiedmont September 29, 2011

the fosters

Slang term for person with a large in girth cock or tool.

He pulled out the fosters and she was in awe.

by TexasD April 5, 2005

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

Easter Feaster

A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself

Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours

by Foug April 27, 2003

Foster

This kid is known for his dick sucking abilities. He goes to Endicott College and looks to get railed in the butt everyweekend. his good quality includes smoking weed, drinking beer and playing faggy vollyball

Wow this Foster kid is a GIANT fag

by kitchy14 April 3, 2008

foster mother

non-cursing equivalent of mother fucker

Joe: My teacher just gave me another essay!
Your Mom: OMFG!!!!11one1 That foster mother!

by Kahm May 12, 2004

fancy feaster

A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.

"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William.
"Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick.
"Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.

by bingo lingo January 23, 2010