the fluke

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

by Pony Up January 26, 2008

flanks

A cigarette lighter, aka marijuana cigar lighter.

"Say man, can I get a flanks?" - "Yeah man, right here."

"Got flanks?" - "Hell yeah, hold up, it's in my pocket."

"Gentlemen, do you have a flanks I can 'borrow'?" - "No G.A.N."

by GraceKimWasHOT May 31, 2006

Fluck

Fluck, Flucked, Flucking
An action equivalent or worse than getting beat with any object such as: an extension cord, 6in. stiletto heels, a leather belt, a metal baseball bat, or cell phone charger, and ect.

black man1: Yo he got flucked

black man2:....fa show 0_0

by GD a.k.a Octavius October 6, 2008

Fluck

It is basically 'fuck/flucking/flucker' But it is the "clean" word. If you scream it out in class you can't get into trouble! At least not yet!

"FLUCK! I DID SO BAD ON THIS TEST!"

by MissBiancaPayne February 25, 2013

flink

A homosexual male who hides his thirst for penis by pretending
he is heterosexual.

A saw a flink at the mall. He was clearly gay and smokes pole.

by Sully in MA January 31, 2008

flucker

fly mother fucker

look at that flucker
that flucker is fine
i want that flucker in my bed

by ILIBIB May 22, 2009

Flinking

To spod naked; chatting online without any clothes on.

Is he flinking again? That boy can't seem to keep his clothes on and chat at the same time.

by widget May 13, 2005