Mask-fish

A person who appears attractive while their mask is on, but is unattractive as soon as they take it off. Root: catfish

I was feeling this dude, but then he took off his mask and he was a total mask-fish

by The.dogtor March 23, 2021

Fish Slice

A man (usually a long term friend) acting as a boyfriend for a lesbian woman who wants to keep up the pretence of heterosexuality.

Have you heard Amanda is now dating her friend Tony?

No way, he's a total fish slice for her

by Phoenix light September 21, 2019

Fish Bump

A two-person celebratory act, similar to a chest bump, in which both parties rapidly bring their vaginas together.

"Hey, nice shot! Fish Bump me!"

by FreddyFwaygaux March 6, 2018

beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

tossing fish

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.

He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

Banana Fish

this shit hurts.

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.

by mal___ November 29, 2020