Felix

Felix is the kind of guy who'll always try to copy you. He is kinda stupid. The worst thing about him is that he doesn't remember anything and that he's got the ears of ninety year old. If you want to have a Felix as a friend the payment has to be very good.
The only great Felix in this world is a cat.

-"The new guy is really stupid and pretty ugly."
-"Yeah, he's a Felix for sure!"

by Timblethack June 7, 2018

Felix

A Felix is someone who has no friends and dreams about being a man but in reality he is a pussy. Gets invited to one or two party’s and they are all for the loser kids. His parents say they love him but whe all know they are a discrace to their family. people consider him to be a ugly nibba. Usually Felix’s are small and have a ego similar to that.

Guy1: I can already tell that guy is a Felix

Guy2:I don’t even want to look at him

by TheBully February 24, 2018

felix

when one female is urinating, a male or female straddles her lap and unloads poop preferbly diahrrea and or urinates in the toilet.

dude man Lilly Levitt is peeing in the toilet, im about to give her a suprising wicked awesome felix!

by Rj Webster May 29, 2007

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

Felix

1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.

"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey."

"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."

"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 12, 2008

Felix

The douche that will break your heart. Also known as a horrible friend.

Synonym: Douche, Asshole, Jerk, Trash.

Felix chose to be with a fatter bitch only because she gave him head.

by KarmaBiatch! January 7, 2010

Felix

a boy that likes to kiss other boys and then call them gay. AID's are passed on in the process, this disease is mainly distributed in the Philippines.

Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM ME FELIX
Felix: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boy: your gay!!!!!
Felix: no your gay! AHAHAHA GAH

by MMMMMMMMMM COCKS January 29, 2009