Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na December 1, 2006

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 18, 2008

Fapplication

An application on the popular social network, Facebook.

Also a shortened way of say "Fucking Application"

"Dude did you see that new app on Facebook?"
"Yeah bro, that's my new favorite Fapplication!"

"Dude there are so many fapplications on Facebook now. It's impossible to find a good one."

"FUCK! THIS GOD DAMNED FAPPLICATION NEVER WORKS!"

by Mak J-Bizzle December 16, 2008

Fape Racist

A person who forces french kisses on unwilling parties. Generally alcohol is involved.

Glen is a fape racist-he just totally grabbed Meg and fape raced her!

by Returnable Moose May 23, 2011

fappa

An onomatopoetic word for masturbation.

Fappa fappa fappa fappa fappa...

by Facelift April 10, 2005

Fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fappers

A gay, tall, skinny boy who loves fashion and is usually miserable. Loves geography. Is single. Forever. Loves to say 'huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

Person 1: See that gay kid over there?
Fappers: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Person 2: Must be a Fappers

by huuuuuuuuu March 22, 2010