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Anti-Fail Points

Points that are awarded to a person the generally fails at life. If the person does something that is done correctly or accomplishes a task without hurting them self and the task is done like a normal person, then Anti-Fail Points will be rewarded. Once a person has earned enough Anti-Fail Points, they will be considered a normal non-failing person. (That will be determined by the normal people.)
Justin: Good job, Nick!

Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?

Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
by Cody R... August 3, 2010
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Sneeze Fail

The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
I hate sneeze fails.
by abakerchick September 22, 2012
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Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
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Sex Fail

Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.

Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.
by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008
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aids and fail

A complete and utter lack of goodness and or decency. See Daikatana
"That game is made of Aids and Fail."
by ChadAvant March 24, 2008
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Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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