Flabberdam

When someone is so flabbergasted by someone they get annoyed at the person.

" He left me flabberdamed !!"

by defenetly not me i swear June 23, 2024

Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.

It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.

by leemur74 September 22, 2024

Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

by flabbergastly January 23, 2026

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

famber

(verb)
When you think about something but you either can't put that into words or can't really understand what it is that you're thinking about

1: "You know, I have an idea"
2: "What is it?"
1: "What if we uh... well... I can't really find the words to explain it"
2: "Are you *fambering*?"

by MoldyPerson August 7, 2025

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025