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Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.

Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.
Andrew Yang Facts:

Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.

The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.

On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.

Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.

Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit

Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica

Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.

When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves

Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.

To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number

Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards
by RobbieJim July 23, 2019
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.
"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."
by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
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URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead
by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021
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pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005
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Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
by tdbmachine January 6, 2008
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facebook player

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009
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