Evenni

She is a stubborn girl who does not like waiting, but she is a great friend who will be there when you need some one but she doesn't like it if you are too needy and lay all over her. Overal she will love you no matter what, she is a great person

you are as stubborn as evenni

by dsgdhtfjyfgfxgfdhfjhf521854857 August 26, 2017

These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

by sixpound August 27, 2008

Evert

A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches

Evert is a stoner

by f4cts123 February 6, 2015

Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal

boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!

by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

by Mick D August 29, 2003

everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.

Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

by DannyEFC September 12, 2006