Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024

Earection

When a dogs ears go up, or out of they're floppy eard, due to excitement.

"Awe you're petting her so good she has an earection now. Look at her stupid ear."

by BertNAshty June 12, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

Eracktion

When a man gets an erection after staring/looking/glancing at a woman's rack/bresticals/boobies/tiddies/shoulder boulders/tidderinoes/boobs/tits/tatas/melons/jugs/milkers/fun bags/milk/

Jeremy got an eracktion after admiring Jack's massive Tits

"Dude, Rack, Me happy, eracktion acquired''

by Fastest Retard In The West December 21, 2025

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016