restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

New England Nub-Fuck

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.

"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)

by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013

New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

new england voicemail

When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.

Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.

by Hebrew91hammer December 12, 2016

Rusty England

Hand job from an old British lady.

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.

by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017

New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.

"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."

by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018

Atlantic (English) Accent

Common of British Americans, a dialect of English that’s not quite British and not quite American. As when you go “across the pond” the middle is the Atlantic between the UK and USA, the perfect compromise.

You see they understand me everywhere! I have an Atlantic (English) Accent. Bloody Aluminum!

by MCookies21 July 20, 2019