earnemies

1. What one calls iPod headphones when they won't fit or stay in your ears.
2. The opposite of earbuds.

I tried to listen to my iPod while I was jogging, but my earnemies kept popping out.

by trixietricycle October 26, 2008

Earnan

The inspiring teenage comic-book superhero, forged of Celtic steel, and secretly fighting evil and bad blokes all over England, Ireland, Scotland and sometimes Wales. His only weakness: ice-cream sandwiches.

"Why, look," exclaimed the townspeople of Altrichingham. "All the dogs have collars, all the babies are smiling, and the bullies are giving flowers to the little kids. What could it be?"
"Well," said shopkeeper Reg, pointing to his empty ice-cream freezer, "I think it's safe to say the mighty Earnan has been here."
"Hooray!" cried the townspeople, as they looked up in the sky... could that be him?

by Cinebelle July 2, 2011

Elahni

An Elahni is a violent person, she is disrespectful and does not listen to anyone. She is abusive to animals and laughs when someone is hurt

An Elahni normally has brown eyes and blond hair and acts sweet, but after you get to know her she shows her evil side.

Don’t be an Elahni

by Kk_Caito April 9, 2019

Elan

Elan is a pretty young girl with a good sense of humor and is very artistic she had definetly been called many harmful things but she has learnt not to care!

Elan my name is elan

by theseaset May 30, 2020

Mrs. Earner

She is the dead George Washington. Old AF, and always wears boys clothes

Wow, that Mrs. Earner is so ugly

by Ianthebest6040234 October 5, 2017

earnie

Term used to describe the situation when your best friend tries to cockblock you or throw salt into your game.

Hey Steve check this out, I just found out that Rick has been talking to my girl behind my back and pulling a huge "earnie"

by Bill Ripley September 8, 2008

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018