eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

EUSSR

EUSSR is the product of the amalgamation of the acronyms EU (European Union) and USSR (Union of Socialist Soviet Republics).

Eurosceptics use the term EUSSR to connect the tyranny of the EU with the tyranny of the USSR.

Britain forced to comply with new EUSSR law granting prisoners the right to vote.

by BritishNationalist April 11, 2009

Old Europe

Rather derogative term coined by U.S. Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld to piss off those Europeans who didn't want to go to war with Iraq.

Didn't work out well, Rummy's shot eventually backfired; as Europeans now see the description with pride as they don't have to go with anything fucking America says.

Jesusland inhabitant: Where ya from?
Old European: Old Europe and proud of it!

by MasterJoe August 13, 2006

Europa: the Last Battle

A based documentary that speaks the truth about history.

"You should watch Europa: the Last Battle"

by based132123 January 1, 2022

EunHae

This is the combined pairing name for the Super Junior members "Eunhyuk" and "Donghae"
A lot of people consider them one of the least cheating couple in super junior- very loyal to each other.
Also considered monkey/fish love.

Fan 1: Have you seen the super junior episode Dangerous Love yet?
Fan 2: No, why?!
Fan 1: There are amazing Eunhae moments there!

Fan 2: YAY! keke

by SujuL.O.V.E February 23, 2010

Euphoria

A feeling of great happiness. You are having the best time of your life. Unfortunately for some, it's also one of the first symptoms of carbon monixide poisoning, hard drugs, and the fact that your bipolar disorder is about to kick in.

Man 1: I am in a state of total euphoria!!

Man 2: You do realize heroin is bad for you, right?

by winterloggan January 20, 2010

Eurabia

A name that will be printed on the maps of 2060 onwards, instead of the old name of "Europe" for the landmass west of the Ural Mountains, north of the Mediterranean, and east of the Atlantic ocean.

"The Caliphate's largest province, Eurabia, today held a public stoning for known adulterers in the city of Paristan. The stoning's organizer, Kalid Sheik Ali Baba, said that 'Today was a good day for Justice, and may it show the heathen USA what our sleeper cells there are willing to do to those committing the unholy act of accompanying a woman whose face is not covered by the Burqa.'"

- A Le Monde article, dated July 14th, 2058

by Steven the lexicographer January 17, 2009