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Eugened

To get absolutely ripped off in a deal to the point where you feel like you got raped the next day. You got so ripped off that you can't stop thinking about it. Your head hurts. Your stomach hurts. You're sweating. Your ass is sore. Everything hurts and everyone knows it.
Person 1: "Dude, listen to this fantasy football trade I made!!..."
Person 2: "Are you f'n kidding me??? You got Eugened so bad. Are you an idiot? Do you WANT to lose? What the f is wrong with you??"

Next day...
Person 1: "Holy shit everything hurts. Everyone is making fun of me. I really f'd up yesterday. I can't believe I got Eugened so bad in that trade."
by everdel September 22, 2010
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masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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Industrial Engineering

The major that my idiot pledge son thought would be fun to experiment with, causing his head to explode following second semester finals. Also known as an excuse to not sleep for 3 days straight.
Zach: Hey dude what are you doing
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
by Fuzzy buns Mcgee May 9, 2005
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butthole engineer

A butthole engineer is a term used to describe a gay man
abusive unflattering term for a gay eg. "he's a butthole engineer"
by dude an the missus August 21, 2006
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ryerson engineering

The faculty with the most innovative, faced-paced, and challenging degree programs at Ryerson University.

Contrary to popular stereotypes that Ryerson is a "high school", the Engineering degree very much entails a curriculum obviously only found in higher education institutions.

Engineering students can usually be found drowning in work, unable to attend parties, whining about their GPA, and not engaged in romantic relationships with other students.
Person 1: He goes to Ryerson University.
Person 2: Lol I bet he's a dumbass
Person 1: Actually no, he's in Ryerson Engineering. I got mad respect for him.

Non-eng student: Hey girls! There's a party tonight. Wanna come?
Girls: Sorry, we're engineering students.
Non-eng student: ...Oh okay, maybe some other time I guess ;)
Girls: Probably not.
by ct_pmc October 15, 2017
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thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.
Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap
by Megalumps December 5, 2017
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minor bun engine

A popular engine, used most commonly in a Geo Metro.
I'm having major problems with my minor bun engine in my Geo Metro.
by ntyravgjo August 25, 2010
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