Emotional Hedge

Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.

Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.

by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.

Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.

by Big shifter. May 18, 2014

fucking emotional

Where you fuck with someone's emotional, like really hard till their emotional have babies

I am fucking emotional

by davidteosohot January 4, 2014

emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

Emote Dances

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by Pozyte March 7, 2019

Emotional Bondo

a coping mechanism people use to avoid the emotions created in a hurtful relationship. e.g. alcohol, drugs, new relationship, sex

1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.

by BondoBoy June 28, 2010