ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

Emer

Emer is a clumsy person that can't seem to walk in a straight line. Emer tends to walk into doors a lot.

Did you really fall over again. You're such an Emer.

by Clumsy shit December 15, 2019

elmer fudd

A practice most often engaged in by two gay men, when a small rodent is placed into the anus followed by anal sex as if Elmer Fudd is prodding a rabbit hole with his gun.

"It felt so good when I Elmer Fudded him."

by Mr. Jansen April 27, 2008

Emeralds

Weed.

Burning emeralds.

by javajavajava July 27, 2010

snow emergency

When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.

Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.

by Will and Travis June 18, 2006

Emerdale

A poorly written ITV soap opera, which represents the good, honest people of Yorkshire as idiots, and helps fuel the untrue belief that Yorkshire men are obbsessed with beastiality. In truth perverse interest in animals is only found in one area of Yorkshire... Whitby, which is only very small and generally unimportant anyway.

Emerdale must be written by stupid southerners, for them to portray such inaccurate storys of life in a small yorkshire village.

How can so much, happen to so few, in such a small area?

by Joez December 13, 2005

Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

by VOTT December 8, 2009