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Lazy Donkey

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.
"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."
by Clark W. G March 27, 2008
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blowing donkeys

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
by Nick Beez July 12, 2006
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Donkey Vocals

A Band Who's Vocal Style emulates the gutteral vocal tonality of a Donkey or Other Load Bearing Creature.

Most often found in Medium Tempo Moderate Rock Bands.
Steven: Jimmy have you heard the new Donkey Vocals of Rock Compulation?

Jimmy: No Dude, Whos on it?

Steven: Seven Mary Three, Staind, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mud, and More
by Kylemotron May 19, 2008
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Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.
Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.
by Thebattles June 16, 2011
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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010
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donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.
"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.
by lenox November 5, 2003
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