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Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.
“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
you are such a directioner"
by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016
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One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.
Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!
by Sassysloth January 14, 2014
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One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)
Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.
by LarryIsLife.28 May 16, 2017
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One Direction

A four-piece, British-Irish band that formed July 23, 2010 on the X-Factor. The band consists of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. There used to be a fifth sex god, Zain Zayn Malik, but he exited the band on March 25, 2015. The four remaining beautiful sex gods are currently on their 'On the Road Again Tour' otherwise known as OTRA.
Directionator: One Direction is so stupid.

Directioner: Want to say that again to my fist?
by darkinsomnia October 14, 2015
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dietishen

A word that students at Winona State University use when they can't spell dietitian.
A lady in the caf came up to me and offered to have me meet with a dietishen... Bitch I ain't that fat
by paxek August 3, 2012
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Defectish

A term used by Amazon shoppers to described items delivered that are defected.
This tool that was shipped to me was Defectish.
by G-Off Larson September 2, 2012
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dietishons

When someone pays laundered money to Russian hookers to pee on them.
Did you hear about Trump? Yeah, he dietishons!
by TangerineWeasel October 27, 2019
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