mr dimitrov

Sexy ass motherfucker mr dimitrov is so cool he will slide into any married womans dms and find a way to get fucked up with them and show off his 2 millimeter defeater

Mr dimitrov slid into my moms dms one day i now have a stepbrother

by anonymous blushi viewer December 5, 2022

National Dimitri Day

In the honor of celebrating Dimitri’s Achievements, his life, and his impact on society. National Dimitri Day, is celebrated every year on March 13th

We are all celebrating National Dimitri Day.

by ejejehehehhejwjew February 28, 2026

Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.

Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?

by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.

When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies

by Matty Be December 16, 2024

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025