poop dilemma

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home

You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."

by Jmelon October 5, 2013

69 Dilemma

The eternal question- a 6 face and 9 body or a 9 face and a 6 body?

Dude I faced the 69 dilemma last night. Somehow I banged both though.

by ScorcherPanda May 25, 2014

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 8, 2019

tia daley

tia is a very unique girl, she is very gorgeous and fails to know her worth, she is most certainly a push aside as she will be forever stuck on the same person although she will be forever single.

tia daley is hopeless

by i wrote true definitions February 6, 2021

dimension-dilemma

It’s enhypens first full album dimension-dilemma

Have you heard of enhypen’s new full album.

Yes, I’ve already bought the album dimension-dilemma

by Engene October 13, 2021

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

The dilly bar

When one shoves a cold yet almost melted dilly bar into another's ass and proceeds to fuck him until its just the popcicle stick

Cameron: Hey Ricky wanna have some fun?
Ricky: huh
Cameron: looook (as he waves his dairy queen dilly bar)

The dilly bar

by The dilly bar May 15, 2023