hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

Dickerson

Verb

To do something incredibly retarded.
To do something incredibly vile.
To do something incredibly dick-ish.

That guy who dropped Ben Roethlisberger to pick up Tim Tebow really (Dickerson)ed all over himself.

That guy eating paste is (Dickerson)ing.

Quit (Dickerson)ing those geese by giving them Alka-Seltzer.

by KevinSNSHS96 October 21, 2011

dicked out

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

by friarsams April 21, 2005

Black and Decker

Black and Decker is a sex postion for a girl who dosen't want to take her shirt off. The girl must be wearing a low cut shirt and showing alot of cleavage. Once this is complete the guy takes off all his clothes. He then has the girl sit down while he stands. After this is complete the guy puts his ass in her face and puts his penis into the breast slot provided by the shirt. Once this is done the guy titty fucks the girl up and down like he is using a black and decker drill as the girl gives his ass a rim job.

Spencer tried as hard as he could to give morgan the Black and Decker but failed.

Spencer might be the only one to actually try the Black and Decker on a girl.

by Nick Bongiorno June 12, 2008

dickeroo

Possessing the qualities of a dickhead, but with the added stigma of being a yuppie poser.

That guy is trying to steal my girl. Man, what a dickeroo.

by Alan / Josh April 15, 2004

Dickerson

The art of pretending to take a photo of your significant other in order to actually take a photo of somebody else that you are more interested in. This is most often done at the beach or a car show. Your significant other must be in on the act for it to be a full Dickerson.

Hey honey, can you help me get a Dickerson of the girl over there? I don't want her to think that I'm some sort of creep. The guys at the office are going to love it!

by PermanentHarassmentZone March 4, 2011

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009