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Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe
OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!
by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022
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Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
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Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.
I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.
by Alopecia February 17, 2023
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Deborah

Deborah is not going to get along with Alyssa
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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dezorae

omg dezorae is such a MILF
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Defrag

When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.

Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
What a hard day at work, I need to defrag watching TikTok’s.
by Grizzlebear22 June 17, 2023
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Defrauded

Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!
Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
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