707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021

defenestrate

related to the latin word "fenestrare" (to contain windows), it refers to pushing, shoving, or throwing someone, or something, out a window. It is commonly mistaken for a sexual act because of its popularity on facebook.com's superpoke application.

Paul got so pissed at his computer at work, he defenestrated it, nearly killing the elderly woman in the courtyard.

by Alexis Smith January 2, 2008

defenestrate

to throw a person/thing out of a window

tonight at wendys, koko defenestrated boot. it was hilarious

by emmy September 5, 2004

defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Guy 1: Dude my girl friend is being a huge bitch.
Guy 2: You could always commit some defenestration on her bitchy ass.
Guy 1: Good point
Later that day in hosptial
Doctor: you girlfriend has 18 broken vertebrea, she is lucky to be alive
*Guy 1 Defenestrates doctor to solve that problem*

by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015

defenestrate

Most commonly recognized as an action performed on Facebook.com's "superpoke" application. Usually misinterpreted as a sexual activity, it actually means to throw something/one out of a window.

Steve - "Haha, check out my facebook, Kelsey defenestrated me. She must want me man."

Billy - "Dude, your a fucking retard. I'm going to show you what getting defenestrated really is."

by phlangor October 5, 2007

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019