poop deck

a phrase used by Mr. Krabs in Spongebob Squarepants to talk about his butt.

Mr. Krabs: "Fire on the poop deck!"
Patrick and Spongebob: "FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!"

by quite offended March 18, 2017

Stain the Deck

The act of releasing one's man seed onto a female's back after intercourse.

The best way to finish doggy-style is to stain the deck.

by Pistale July 28, 2010

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

top deck

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.

Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.

by mc mickey December 18, 2005

Hit the Deck

To get high or stoned, by smoking marijuana.

'Hey Man, are we going to hit the deck tonight?'

'I Hit the Deck hard last night!'

by Mary Jay Wana March 7, 2009

Get Decked

When you get pwned so hard it hurts your balls.

Trent: I failed the math test.
Andrew: Get decked.

by Jesus Crist March 16, 2012

ass on deck

When a gentleman is spending time with a lovely lady and the act of coitus is openly imminent.

Did you see Dr. Taco last night? He was with that crazy black girl who knew she was getting boinked super hard. While he was getting upset because of some pranks his friends had played on him, the girl started shouting you've got "ass on deck" in an attempt to get him into the bedroom.

by Franklin and Bash June 9, 2011