dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

by Sagoon December 16, 2017

Dave Seville

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

by meluvcheese22 March 31, 2017

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

Airport Dave

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

Dave orit

Meaning, “day for it”.

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit

by Wolf week March 27, 2020