Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

by dbgrd April 30, 2021

i like dick

An expression used to say that you like penis

Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay

by OppaiOver69 February 6, 2018

dick o copter

Swinging your penis around as a propeller on a helicopter would do.

Adam was doing the dick o copter in the locker room.

by Dalton Bell March 16, 2008

bomb dick

when his dick good as fuck

shaun has that bomb dick

by Kookamungakilla November 21, 2016

U suck dick lol

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

dick

1. the lever
2. the handle
3. the pipe
4. the slim jim
5. the chili dog
6. the start of a mans life
7. the dangler
8. the python
9. the lollipop
10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

by instafindafailare February 23, 2011