mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.

Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.

by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009

Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.

"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."

by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011

jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

by missoldskool March 21, 2017

Chin Diaper

An improperly worn face mask pulled down under nose and mouth and it rests on the chin

Hey douchebag put your mask on correctly it's not a fucking chin diaper asshole

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Joey Diaper Face

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.

Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.

by jayskind1 March 2, 2022

full diaper

Girl with that big ol' booty.

"That girl has a full diaper, a very full-filled set of buttocks that are round and well-defined." ~Brendan Woods, Toga

by GingerWiki January 18, 2018