Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

Deafanydill

The relief from deafness one feels when a chronic talker fills their mouth with a dill pickle.

If it wasn’t for deafanydill my head might explode.

by Cdrslngr78 March 15, 2023

deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deafendant

An accused person who supposedly can't hear what's going on in court.

Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

dégart

Short person

I am a chicta not a dégart

by Ou-jan July 19, 2023

degath

To use a lobster to make a forceful impact on a child below the age of 15.2 and after the age of 15.8

How did you find getting degathed

by Degather July 12, 2024