David

A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.
Man, I really hate that guy! He's such a david!
by Julie235 March 20, 2011
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David is a bitch
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1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework
1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!
by moe0 November 22, 2008
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A weird kid in your school, is known to make noises relating to that of halo enemeys.
David: *Mumbles crap* BLARG BLARG
by I r a ninja February 26, 2009
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Usally is charming and nice at the beginning but then turns into a sexist liar when it comes to his friends who are girls.
David is a liar
by King_Ruthie March 12, 2016
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An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.
I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.
by straighttalker September 14, 2010
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david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:
oh hes such a david!
by pearll(; August 29, 2011
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