David

A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.

girl one- "Ugh did you hear about her boyfriend?"

girl two- "yea He's such a David..."

by my_forsaken_soul July 11, 2010

David

Dumb ass nigga who gets no bitches 😂

David is a bitch

by Alessiadhsus November 15, 2016

david

1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework

1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!

by moe0 April 2, 2009

David

A weird kid in your school, is known to make noises relating to that of halo enemeys.

David: *Mumbles crap* BLARG BLARG

by I r a ninja March 4, 2009

David

Usally is charming and nice at the beginning but then turns into a sexist liar when it comes to his friends who are girls.

David is a liar

by King_Ruthie July 30, 2016

David

An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.

I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.

by straighttalker September 14, 2010

david

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:

oh hes such a david!

by pearll(; August 31, 2011