Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

pewnitive damages

A court ruling dat specifies dat you must attend church as a penalty for excessive farting.

In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019

heat damage

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017

Damage whore

A person whose play style in games in games relies on the satisfaction of dealing really high damage numbers to the opponent.

Wow. My team got damage whored by the enemy carries.

by ConqbyDark May 31, 2022

kidney damage

the bronze jade

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.

by Knmagor August 24, 2022

Damages

It's clear that the damages the 400 million dollars the US government is paying someone for property for which I have not been my due compensation in accordance with the 5th amendment of the US constitution. That is what the theory of AI is worth. YOU JUST PAID FOR IT. YOU SET THE PRICE BY PAYING.

Hym "Maybe you are confused about the price of the damages not because it's 1 dollar but because you're a retarded thief. Have you considered that? The US government has paid for the property ALREADY. The property they paid for cost 400 million dollars. I have yet to receive 400 million dollars for the property that THE US GOVERNMENT believes is worth 400 million dollars. AND.... The US government ALSO BELIEVES... I have a right (guaranteed to me by the US compensation) to be duely compensated. What is due compensation for a 400 million dollar asset? Not 1 dollar. It's 400 million. You set the price for me by buying it from him. Allowing him to steal it from me. Allowing him to get away with molesting his sister. Get these people an camera. Remember they chose 'the life of an innocent child'. RATHER THAN ME HAVING RIGHTS."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025