premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

Crime

Semantic Bullshit

Because there was no malice behind it, the crime was only manslaughter instead of murder

by kozynthetaquito October 23, 2023

Crime

Something completely legal... until you get caught.

Every crime is right, unless you're found out.

by Silver Nightray August 22, 2017

Crime insanity

When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.

Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.

by Sexydimma January 13, 2022

White Collar Crime

Synonymous to the fake elector scheme of 2020

They got caught committing a white collar crime, by attempting to steal the election.

by anonymous August 23, 2023

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

crime.

a word cats on steam use to describe a mod in a game hearts of iron 4

Cat 1: crime.
Cat 2: crime.
Cat 1: xaxa
Cat 2: xaxa

by urdjrlpay June 10, 2023