Whipped Cream

a boy puts whipped cream on a girls leg and then licks it off, or vice versa

Hey Anna, tomorrow, you, me, whipped cream.

by AnnoymousPeinguin May 31, 2010

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

cream cheese

Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!

by Anjew123 March 29, 2009

sour cream

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.

after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.

Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral

by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

Mangina cream

typically the cream applied to one's mangina in order to alleviate a rash. a mangina is basically when a man has a very small penis and doesn't act like a man and also gives free blowjobs at that one gas station at around 2PM ...every day.

yo dog my mangina be itchin, go get me some mangina cream

by rainbowpenis433 May 24, 2012