Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

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Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar

"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"

by B2104B December 9, 2008

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spoon craters

When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.

Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.

by T-R3Z October 19, 2010

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tater crater

the arrangement of mash potatoes to form a crater so that it easily holds gravy

before you go pouring gravy on your mash potatoes you might want to make a tater potato tater crater

by scooterscuzz January 25, 2015

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Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.

*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.

by Jperras August 1, 2015

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