ur cousin fuckin

An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances

Carl: Ur mum gay lol

Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao

Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao

Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning

by Gamingcausesautism March 12, 2018

illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married

My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.

by timmy10 October 15, 2019

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

by Truth September 13, 2004

Ur cousin a muslim

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck

by Anonymous<Incognito Man May 29, 2018

sesqui-cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands

Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”

by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023

quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021