Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.

All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.

by FriedChikn July 6, 2010

Bob Costas

After the act of Muzzleloading, the person on the receiving end of the Muzzleloading shits on the person who did the muzzleloading's face, giving that person pink eye, similar to Bob Costas at the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014.

"Dude, that Bob Costas got messy pretty fast." "I had to explain to the doctor how i got my pink eye, it was embarrassing when I told him it was from a Bob Costas."

by HJeezy July 29, 2014

cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.

That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.

by BabiiBakkBiiotch March 7, 2009

Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.

Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.

by ste b November 17, 2003

Costandinos

Big Willy

Oh my gosh did you hear about Greg and his Costandinos, I'ts HUGE!

by SonySti March 27, 2011

Cottage Pie

Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.

Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.

Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"

by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004

contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010