dane cook

Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF

That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch

by Katelyn OC May 16, 2006

Dane Cook

A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.

Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.

by comedyfan April 10, 2006

cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

cooked unit

To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"

by Hoe Base Team Member August 17, 2014

Ghetto Cook

One who cooks drugs.

Mane Tyrone, I have tha itch fo' sum drugs. I betta go mess wit tha ghetto cook down tha street.

by Phenton April 21, 2009

cooking one

Chambering a gun.

After cooking one I pop off a cap in his ass..

by Joel pizzo August 8, 2009

cooked out

To be very left of centre, very strange. To be affected/to act in a weird way as a result of something.

That guy is completely cooked out

by SS-man December 26, 2007