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Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."
My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.
by Tommi_J September 29, 2009
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comfies

Comfortable clothing, often pajama pants and sweatshirt, worn in the comfort of one's own home.
I'm going to put my comfies on.
by Michelle January 18, 2004
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Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!
There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.
by Mattuuu April 16, 2006
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Condimentarianism

Dietary habits marked by the religious use of a condiment or condiments

Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.
Once again at the mercy of his condimentarianism, Frank tossed his French fries out the window when he realized that the drive-thru attendant had forgotten his ketchup.
by sproutsinbrussels August 18, 2007
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putting them in the coffin

Throwing someone onto a parked car and busting the windshield
Thugs find innocent bystanders and enjoy putting them in the coffin and unsuspecting shoppers return to the vehicle they left in the parking lot to find a busted windshield.
by Hippomomanus March 27, 2015
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condiment hair

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.
person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"
by Ali The scene kid March 17, 2008
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Confizzled

Man, that guy makes me so confizzled i don't know what to say to him!!
by Jasmine January 24, 2004
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