cocaine hell

The place a voracious cocaine user finds himself after using cocaine all night long, which may involve repeated calls to the supplier and re-ups from the said supplier, when the morning comes and he hears the birds of Satan sing, while rapidly coming down from stimulating effects of cocaine and realizing there is no more cocaine or cash left.

Common locations include the user's abode and cheap motels.

I am in cocaine hell. All I want to do is curl up and wait for the come down to pass. FML.

by YellowestTrashThereEverWas December 7, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

cocaine booty

The act of placing a ring of cocaine around an individuals butt hole, then proceeding to snort said ring of cocaine in a circular motion.

"Did you hear what happened last Wednesday night?"

"Yeah, I heard you did a cocaine booty to Melissa for the first time. Congrats!

by Big Daddy K #1 August 30, 2016

Coca-Cola Light

See Diet Coke.

Coca-Cola light is the name of Diet Coke in Europe (except for Malta and the UK) and South America.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 9, 2016

coca cola classic

A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.

I lost all my teeth cuz of coca cola classic

by Weal donald twump August 2, 2017

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.

I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.

by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018