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computer programmer

A person who designs and writes (codes) computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
by Soulsphere May 7, 2008
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apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.
by cough007 May 7, 2007
mugGet the apple computermug.

computer fag

computer fag:

A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.

They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.

The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.
Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."

Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."

Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."

Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."
by So Fuckin Manly April 14, 2008
mugGet the computer fagmug.

apple computer

a computer that is made of apple
this apple computer doesnt work. perhaps it is Bcoz it is made of apple.
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

computer junkie

a computer junkie plays on the pc all day he wakes up with the monitor and goes to sleep with the monitor. he probably browses the internet all day and plays video games.
by superman2324 January 30, 2016
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Computer Ninja

The Ninja and a computer virus have many in common.

-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles

-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer

-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns

-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer

-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja

-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.

-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
Example:

Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved

Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!

Dude1:????

Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!

Dude1:n?

Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012
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