Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
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Get the Colton mug.Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.
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