Nova Scotia Trench Coat

A Nova Scotia trench coat is where a person is in a comatose state, usually alcohol related, at which point you proceed to remove their trousers, deficate into them, and pull them back on to the original owner.

Person #1: "Hey Bill, I got black out drunk last night and someone shit my pants."
Bill: "Sound like you were the victim of the ol' Nova Scotia trench coat."

by Hunter 21 January 19, 2019

I'll get my coat

A line used by someone to make a quick getaway from a stale and awkward moment caused by this particular person. It is a voluntary assertion, to express the person's desire to leave the current location in which they may have just touched on a derogatory subject and it hasn't gone down well.

Miles: Hey David, nice of you to join me and my sophisticated upper class friends at this somewhat formal gathering here; what've you been doing this week then?

David: Well y'know... the usual; rapin' some peeps -

- I'll get my coat.

by ActiasLuna February 24, 2009

Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

riding coat tale

the same as riding coat tail

see see riding coat tail

by Ben February 3, 2005

bullet proof hater coat

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

by brigante November 12, 2005