Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle

I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!

by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006

holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

Clanass

1. noun - (shippus pukeititus)

a) A term used to describe an ultimately annoying on screen couple.

b) Ultimately badly written characters.

c) The sound a dog makes when it's kicked in the groin region.

d) The color of vomit.

2. adj. - Description for an an annoying fanbase. Origins of this word trace back to CW series Smallville for Clark/Lana shippers.

Hey Joe, did you know that your dog just made a clanass?

Clark and Lana are just so compeltely clanass!

Did you see the clanass on the floor? It's completely disgusting!

by PinkPrincess January 28, 2007

claustra

Claustra is a word to describe an uncertain and overwhelming state of anxst. Also known as the precursor to an emotional breakdown or panic attack.

I am claustra, I need to leave now.

by Sandra kimock November 25, 2018

Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

or

"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"

by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008

placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.

Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?

by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008

Noah Claus

He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(

Noah Claus is mean

by Bohn Jraun March 4, 2022